you’ve got a new horizon, it’s ephemeral style,
a melancholy town where we never smile.
and all i wanna hear is the message beep,
my dreams, they’ve got to kiss, because i don’t get sleep no
- 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
- me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
NEVER FORGET when Miley Cyrus tried to get buck, and NEVER EVER FORGET when Kid Fury clapped back with the skill and might of the Ancient Wig-Snatchers of Old.
No words can describe my love for this…..
i think about this so very often.
-Oscar Wilde (via kushandwizdom)
only weak people flip tortillas with a spatula
Usa la mano
my heart says yes but my bank balance says no